U.S. attorney general playing PR stupid

Emails we’re being passed around in 2005 that addressed possibly firing a number of the U.S. Attorney’s and it’s all over the news today. U.S. Attorney General Albert Gonzalez pulls the Porky Pig “Th-th-that’s all I’m saying folks!” press statement when asked about his knowledge of the potential firings.

CNN quotes him as saying that he’s “not aware of every bit of information that passes through the halls of justice.” I guess that’s one way of saying “I know all about it” without actually saying “I know all about it.”

Those Emuricans Are Stoopid
Does he think we’re stupid? Don’t take your press statement advice from attorney’s because this is how it turns out. Your but is covered, butt you sound like an idiot. Work with them. Get them to allow you to say as much as possible because it often isn’t much. You can still cover your butt and sound like you have some intelligence. Albert? You can do better.

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#1 Chris on 03.14.07 at 2:50 pm

Gonzalez is a twit! If he could literally put the constitution through one of those cool Staples paper shredders he’d do it in a heartbeat.

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