Read: I almost fell off the couch laughing when I read this line in a Salt Lake Tribune article on Amish Friendship Bread.

But just like its chain [letter] cousin, friendship bread for some creates guilt, resentment and just plain apathy.

Not to get too critical here, but I’m not really seeing who the “some” are that feel these traumatic feelings often associated with real life issues like being dishonest. Oh the things we call the news.

The bread creates so much apathy that the paper that the paper even included a recipe for the bread, which by the way is actually very tasty.